Archive for May, 2007

The Old Webmaster’s Age

The Master stood at the door of the lodge’s storage room frozen. The potential candidate beside him realized that he’s said something to the Old Webmaster that probably wasn’t appropriate. In the dimly lit room where the Old Webmaster sat, it was impossible to gauge his reaction. There was a moment of silence as the Old Webmaster stared at his computer screen. Was that a smile on his face, the candidate wondered. It was hard to tell. The man’s grey beard covered his mouth and seemed to hide whatever he might be thinking. On the other hand, here was this old fellow staring into a modern laptop with a wide-screen, obviously running wireless. The young candidate plunged ahead.

“I’ve seen the lodge’s website, Webmaster. It’s pretty good.” The Old Webmaster looked him squarely in the eye but didn’t say anything. It seemed clearer that there was the hint of a smile on his face now. “I’ll bet that I could help you add some bling to it.” “Bling?” the Master queried, still wondering how the Old Webmaster was reacting to the remark the potential candidate had just made about the Old Webmaster’s age. The candidate surged ahead. “Sure. A great Flash introduction page. Some really current music from Linkin Park and Kelly Clarkson. Some pictures from a Masonic ceremony. It would really bring them in.”

The old Webmaster’s smile never changed. “So you think that Flash on a website will attract more members?” “Absolutely!” the new candidate replied. “You get a rad site goin’ and it’ll have them clamoring to get in!”

The chair creaked again as the old Webmaster leaned back just a bit. “What did you see when you saw our site?” he asked.

“Well, it looked professional and well thought-out. It reflected an air of…. like, forever.”

“I’m glad you noticed that my Brother, for that’s the appearance we sought. When I surveyed the many Masonic sites out there, I felt that ours should reflect the solemnity of both our lodge’s age AND its purpose. I talked it over with the Master and Wardens and they agreed. While we won’t attract those who are lured by bright lights, loud music and instant gratification it will, we hope, appeal to those who realize the confusion in the world around them and see in Freemasonry an island of stability. Disney recently removed their Flash opening page after realizing that the most clicked link on their website was ‘Skip Introduction’. I didn’t feel the need to demonstrate the latest technology when what was really being sought was simple information.”

“However, I’m looking forward to chatting with you about those ideas – and many more things besides.”, he continued. And with that, the Old Webmaster noticed that screensaver had flickered on. He turned to make sure a download had succeeded.

The young candidate stood staring into the dimly lit room. The Old Webmaster had called him “Brother”.

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The Old Webmaster Introduced

The door banged open revealing a cacophony of filing cabinets, old regalia kept but no longer used, and some type of machine looking suspiciously like a table saw but with metal plates that seemed to hold addresses. All of it was dusty and typical of a storage room in a rarely-used warehouse. In the midst of the confusion, leaning over a dimly glowing laptop computer, there was the profile of a man of indeterminable age obviously working on something of great importance to him.

In hushed and almost reverential tones the man spoke. “See? I told you we’d likely find our Webmaster up here in lodge’s storage room. Sometimes I wonder if he lives here.”

The Old Webmaster leaned back and turned to face the door. He looked over his glasses at the familiar form of his Lodge’s recently installed Master. A energetic fellow with great promise, he’d stated at the last meeting that he’d found a whole group of young men interested in becoming Masons and hoped to increase lodge membership dramatically during his term.

A bright, energetic face peered around the corner. 19? 22? It was hard to tell but it seemed obvious that the young man wanted to present a good image. The Old Webmaster leaned forward to shake his hand. The wooden chair creaked and the young man seemed uncertain of what to do. Half-rising, the Webmaster realized that the hesitation came from an infrequent use of this type of greeting. Truly it was a different generation from his own although he too remembered being anxious when meeting the ‘scions of the lodge’ many a year ago.

Nervous but anxious to do the right thing, the young man blurted out: “Wow. I didn’t realize anyone your age would know about modern technology. You’re even using Wi-Fi!” Then, sensing the slight recoil of the Master standing beside him, he stammered an apology. The Old Webmaster spoke: “Well, yes. Sometimes I amaze myself too. It’s a bit hard to accept but I was dealing with computers probably before your parents were even born!”

“Crap” the young man exclaimed. “You ARE old!” The Old Webmaster just smiled. His eyes drifted to his computer screen with its Square and Compass as the desktop graphic. Another episode in his Masonic journey was about to begin.

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The Everlasting Blog

A fellow Mason (Thanks, Bro. Tom!) noted this past week that longevity in blogging is a rare commodity. This reminded me that my little piece of that lawn was sorely undernourished. It’s not that there’s not a LOT to comment on. There are a good many rants online that cry out for a rejoinder but – and here’s the big BUT – there are just not enough hours in the day.

There are some excellent Masonic blogs out there. There’s also the supermarket-tabloid type which some of us stare at in much the same way that people gather to watch at the scene of an accident. Commenting on the daily stream of sarcastic and/or revisionist posts is hardly worth the effort when there are projects to do for lodge, plans to be made for work and for the family, a REAL life to lead, and so much more. Because of this, though, using a search engine or blog aggregators to get some insight into Freemasonry gives the reader a totally and completely skewed picture of what’s going on in the REAL Freemasonry.

In the first days of the web, anti-Masons quickly exploited free website hosting on places like Tripod and Geocities to build empires of distortion. Today, using free Blog sites, disgruntled expelled (they like the term ‘erased’ as if it means something different) Masons and those who want to be continue to distort in tabloid-like fashion every bit of dirt they can locate. Others – while supposedly maintaining Masonic membership - can’t give up a single opportunity to shout to the rooftops that they’ve got a FAR better way of doing things, that they’ve suffered some major injustice when they didn’t get a second piece of pie at the last lodge supper or that some Mason has succumbed to human failures and shortcomings. A day without dissin’ is like a day without sunshine for a couple of them.

Something you might want to consider: you’ve got to look around at your supermarket to find that copy of the New York Times but those tabloids are all over the place. In the final analysis, which is the more credible?

I’ll try to write less, say more, and do it on a more regular basis. Let’s see how that works.

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